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But, because of different printer-technology and screens, there might be some tiny color or placement differences. Thanks for understanding! If the design isn't popping on a specific color T-shirt, no worries, we've got you covered. For example, on dark tees like black and maroon, the wording will be white instead of black or dark. If that doesn't work for you, just give us a shout and we'll sort it out to get the design on the tee color of your choice. Have a look at the images and video accompanying the design to see when this is the case. On the images we also attempt to give an idea of how \"oversized\" and your go-to T-size could look like. Have a look at the images for more detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e❓FAQ AND POLICIES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚚 PRODUCTION AND SHIPPING How long is the PRODUCTION TIME? ⏰ We take 1-7 days (typically 2-3 days) to print each shirt. 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